What's Considered Enough Money? Just A Little

I Never Expected To See The Day When Girls Would Get Sunburned In The Places They Now Do.

One Wants Recovery To Start From The Bottom, And The Other Wants It To Start From The Top. I Don't Know Which Is Right. I've Never Heard Of Anybody Suggesting That They Might Start It In The Middle, So I Hereby Make That Suggestion. To Start Recovery Halfway Between The Two, Because It's The Middle Class That Does Everything Anyhow. But I Don't Know Anything About It.

Rail-splitting Produced An Immortal President In Lincoln, But Golf Hasn't Produced Even A Good Congressman.

Mona Lisa Is The Only Beauty Who Went Through History And Retained Her Reputation.

We Elect Our Presidents, Be They Republican Or Democrat, Then Start Daring 'em To Make Good.