What I've Always Wanted To Do Is

You Don't Have To Be The Dalai Lama To Tell People That Life's About Change.

Give Your Mind As Long As Possible To Come Up With Something Original.

You Go In And Meet The Head Of Bbc One And Get An Assurance About Not Dumbing Down. And Then, Of Course A Few Months Later, He's Been Replaced By Someone You Haven't Met.

Why Write About The Past? Well, There's More Of It.

There Are 3 Basic Differences Between We British And You Americans. One, We Speak English, And You Don't. Two, When We Have A "world Championship", We Invite Teams From Other Nations. Three, When You Meet The British Head Of State, You Only Have To Get Down On One Knee.