The Past Always Looks Better Than It

If Ye Live Enough Befure Thirty Ye Won't Care To Live At All Afther Fifty.

There's Always Wan Encouragin' Thing About Th' Sad Scientific Facts That Come Out Ivrv Week In Th' Pa-apers. They're Usually Not Thrue.

Viceis A Creature Of Such Heejous Mienthat Th' More Ye See It Th' Betther Ye Like It.

It Is More Comfortable To Feel That We Are A Slight Improvement On A Monkey Than Such A Fallin' Off From The Angels.

Opportunity Knocks At Every Man's Door Once. On Some Men's Door It Hammers Till It Breaks Down The Door And Then It Goes In And Wakes Him Up If He's Asleep, And Ever Afterward It Works For Him As A Night Watchman.