There's Always Wan Encouragin' Thing About Th'

The Past Always Looks Better Than It Was; It's Only Pleasant Because It Isn't Here.

Trust Ivrybody-but Cut Th' Cards.

A Man Can Be Right And President, But He Can't Be Both At The Same Time.

Opportunity Knocks At Every Man's Door Once. On Some Men's Door It Hammers Till It Breaks Down The Door And Then It Goes In And Wakes Him Up If He's Asleep, And Ever Afterward It Works For Him As A Night Watchman.

Viceis A Creature Of Such Heejous Mienthat Th' More Ye See It Th' Betther Ye Like It.