We Owe A Lot To Thomas Edison

The Only Thing That Can Break A Piece Of Valentine Candy Is Another Piece Of Valentine Candy.

Who Says We Didn't Have Controversial Subjects On Tv Back In My Time? Remember Bonanza? It Was About Three Guys In High Heels Living Together

Poverty Is Not A Disgrace, But It's Terribly Inconvenient.

When I Was In School, One Of My Teachers Was Crazy About Me. I Once Heard Her Tell Another Teacher, "i Wish He Was My Kid For One Day!"

I Was In A Department Store And I Saw A Weird-looking Gadget. I Asked The Young Saleslady What It Was. She Answered, "it Doesn't Do Anything. It's Just A Christmas Gift."