We Didn't Have Counsellors Rushing Around Every

You Were Playing Your Instruments? Or Do You Have Tape Recorders Under Your Seats?

Dontopedalogy Is The Science Of Opening Your Mouth And Putting Your Foot In It, Which I've Practised For Many Years.

As So Often Happens, I Discover That It Would Have Been Better To Keep My Mouth Shut.

No, I'd Probably End Up Spitting It Out Over Everybody.

If I Were Reincarnated I Would Wish To Be Returned To Earth As A Killer Virus To Lower Human Population Levels.