We Are The Only Nation In The

Never Slap A Man Who Is Chewing Tobacco.

Prohibition Is Better Than No Liquor At All.

I Read Where They Are Going To Limit Debate In The Senate. It Used To Be That A Man Could Talk All Day, But Now, As Soon As He Tells All He Knows, He Has To Sit Down. Most Of These Birds Will Just Be Getting Up And Nodding Now. Why, Some Of Them Won't Be Able To Answer Roll Call.

And, When The Votes Are Counted, Let Everybody, Including The Candidates, Get Into A Good Humor As Quick As They Got Into A Bad One.

I Never Took A Human Life, I Only Sold The Fellow The Gun To Take It With.