I Never Took A Human Life, I

There Have Been Three Great Inventions Since The Beginning Of Time: Fire, The Wheel, And Central Banking.

Everybody Is Ignorant, Only On Different Subjects.

Foreign Relations Is An Open Book-- Generally A Checkbook.

Last Year We Said, 'things Can't Go On Like This', And They Didn't, They Got Worse.

The Minute A Thing Is Long And Complicated, It Confuses. Whoever Wrote The Ten Commandments Made 'em Short. They May Not Always Be Kept, But They Are Understood.