Everybody Is Ignorant, Only On Different Subjects.

If You Eliminate The Names Of Lincoln, Washington, Roosevelt, Jackson And Wilson, Both Conventions Would Get Out Three Days Earlier.

I Read About Eight Newspapers In A Day. When I'm In A Town With Only One Newspaper, I Read It Eight Times.

Be Thankful We're Not Getting All The Government We're Paying For.

There Is Nothing So Stupid As The Educated Man If You Get Him Off The Thing He Was Educated In.

Coolidge Is A Better Example Of Evolution Than Either Bryan Or Darrow, For He Knows When Not To Talk, Which Is The Biggest Asset The Monkey Possesses Over The Human.