We Also Sleep In Separate Beds. Hers

Mom Used To Say I Didn't Run Away From Home My Destiny Just Caught Up With Me At An Early Age.

No Matter What Your Heartache May Be, Laughing Helps You Forget It For A Few Seconds.

She Has An Electric Blender, Electric Toaster And Electric Bread Maker. She Said "there Are Too Many Gadgets And No Place To Sit Down!" So I Bought Her An Electric Chair.

I Left Home Because I Was Hungry.

If By Chance Some Day You're Not Feeling Well And You Should Remember Some Silly Thing I've Said Or Done And It Brings Back A Smile To Your Face Or A Chuckle To Your Heart, Then My Purpose As Your Clown Has Been Fulfilled.