Violence Is The Repartee Of The Illiterate.

The Function Of Comedy Is To Dispelunconsciousness By Turning The Searchlight Of The Keenest Moral And Intellectual Analysisright On To It.

A Healthy Nation Is As Unconscious Of Its Nationality As A Healthy Man Of His Bones. But If You Break A Person's Nationality It Will Think Of Nothing Else But Getting It Set Again.

People Always Get Tired Of One Another. I Grow Tired Of Myself Whenever I Am Left Alone For Ten Minutes, And I Am Certain That I Am Fonder Of Myself Than Anyone Can Be Of Another Person.

The Fickleness Of The Women I Love Is Only Equalled By The Infernal Constancy Of The Women Who Love Me.

Imprisonment Is As Irrevocable As Death.