Tv's Sameness Has Destroyed Many Things, Such

I Can't Say This Too Often - That A Little Humor Can Make Life Worth Living. That Has Always Been My Credo. Somebody Once Asked Me, 'what Would You Like Your Epitaph To Be?' I've Always Said That I'd Like It To Be: He Left People A Little Happier Than They Were When He Came Into The Room.

The Person Who Can Bring The Spirit Of Laughter Into A Room Is Indeed Blessed.

I Think It's Become Fashionable For The Snobbish Egghead Today To Make Fun Of Television. I've Heard Many People, Boast, "i Would Never Have A Television Set In My House," Well, These People Are Fools.

I Think The Right To Read, Is One Of Our Inherent Rights, And I Think That People In America Today Are Intelligent Enough To Decide For Themselves What They Want To Read. Without Being Told, By Self-appointed People, You Must Not Read This, Or You Cannot Read This.

Football Season: The Only Time Of The Year When A Man Can Walk Down The Street With A Blond On One Arm And A Blanket On The Other Without Encountering Raised Eyebrows.