Truth Is, I Wouldn't Know A Gigabyte

Wildflowers Don't Care Where They Grow.

I Stay Close To My Roots And My Family. I Never Want To Forget Any Part Of It. I'm Still Just A Hillbilly At Heart, Thus A Backwoods Barbie.

I Tried The Scarsdale Diet And The Stillman Water Diet (you Remember That One, Where You Run Weight Off Trying To Get To The Bathroom).

I Hated School. Even To This Day, When I See A School Bus It's Just Depressing To Me. The Poor Little Kids.

I Hope People Realise That There Is A Brain Underneath The Hair And A Heart Underneath The Boobs.