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A Telephone Survey Says That 51 Percent Of College Students Drink Until They Pass Out At Least Once A Month. The Other 49 Percent Didn't Answer The Phone.

Or As Hockey Player Sergei Fedorov Knows It, 'the Day I Can Legally Start Telling Everyone I Am Sleeping With Anna Kournikova.'

Arnold Schwarzenegger Announced He's Running For Governor. He's Got A Great Slogan - 'vote For Me, Or I'll Make 'kindergarten Cop Ii

Bryant Gumbel Is Thrilled About His Cbs Deal And Can't Wait To Start Alienating The Staff Of An Entirely New Network.

Today, John Kerry Announced A Fool-proof Plan To Wipe Out The $500b Deficit. John Kerry Has A Plan, He's Going To Put It On His Wife's Gold Card.