To Me, Writing Is Remembering Something Funny

I Need A Woman To Have A Quirky Sense Of Humor. There's A Bunch Of Jokes I Use, And If She Doesn't Get Them, She's Probably Not For Me.

My Favorite Six Words In Recovery Are: Trust God, Clean House, And Help Others.

I Was A Very Good Tennis Player In Ottawa, Canada - Nationally Ranked When I Was, Like, 13. Then I Moved To Los Angeles When I Was 15, And Everyone In L.a. Just Killed Me. I Was Pretty Great In Canada. Not So Much In Los Angeles.

I Have Never Really Lived With Anyone In My Adult Years. I Just Read My Sports Ticker. And 50 Shades Of Grey.

'the Whole Nine Yards' I Liked Right Away. It Was Kind Of A Dark Comedy At First. And Just The Idea Of Being In A Movie With Bruce Willis Was Pretty Exciting.