They Call It Golf Because All The

They Call It Golf Because All The Other Four-letter Words Were Taken.

If I Owned A Rembrandt And It Had Some Dull Colors, I Don't Think I'd Go Put Reds And Yellows In There Just To Brighten It Up. I Feel The Same Way About Old Golf Courses. When You Have A Masterpiece, I Sure Wouldn't Tinker With It.

If You Travel First Class, You Think First Class And You Are More Likely To Play First Class.

Doug Ford Was One Of The First Of The Old Pros I Saw During My First Full Year On Tour, In 1963. To This Day He's The Best Chipper I've Ever Seen. One Thing Doug Did Was Get The Ball Onto The Green And Rolling Right Away, Keeping It As Low As Possible. He Never Hit His Chips Higher Than Was Absolutely Necessary.

I Had A Prejudice Against The British Until I Discovered That Fifty Percent Of Them Were Female.