There's So Many Vegetarian Foods Now That

When I Was Very Young, I Didn't Really Write My Own Material. I Just Memorized Other Peoples' Jokes. Established Comics, Like Stanley Myron Handelman And People Like That. And Then, For Every Comic, You Develop Your Own Style After A While.

I Remember The First Date I Ever Went Out On. It Was In High School. Her Name Was Marguerite. She Was Kind Of A Heavyset Girl... I Took Her Out On One Date. We Went Out For Dinner And A Movie And A Dinner.

I Think People Really Appreciate Clever Commercials, As Do I. I Think They're Very Entertaining. You Just Have To Wade Through All The Garbage. That's One Of The Reasons People Watch The Super Bowl. A Lot Of Them Watch It To See The Commercials And Not The Actual Game.

I'm Probably More Of A Stand-up Comedian Than An Actor.

I Learned How To Draw From Being Bored In School. I Would Doodle On The Margins Of My Paper