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Everyone Has A Right To His Own Course Of Action.

What! Would You Make No Distinction Between Hypocrisy And Devotion? Would You Give Them The Same Names, And Respect The Mask As You Do The Face? Would You Equate Artifice And Sincerity? Confound Appearance With Truth? Regard The Phantom As The Very Person? Value Counterfeit As Cash?

Man, I Can Assure You, Is A Nasty Creature.

It's An Odd Job, Making Decent People Laugh.

I Believe That Two And Two Are Four And That Four And Four Are Eight.