There's No Bad Publicity Except An Obituary.

New York Is My Lourdes, Where I Go For Spiritual Refreshment... A Place Where You're Least Likely To Be Bitten By A Wild Goat.

I'm A Communist By Day And A Catholic As Soon As It Gets Dark.

When Two Men Fight Over A Woman It's The Fight They Want, Not The Woman.

It Is A Good Deed To Forget A Poor Joke

Whatever You Hold In Contempt Is Your Jailer.