There Are Very Few Good Judges Of

One Of The Rarest Things That A Man Ever Does, Is To Do The Best He Can.

Advice Is Like Castor Oil — Easy Enough To Give But Dreadful Hard To Take.

The Miser And The Glutton Are Two Facetious Buzzards: One Hides His Store, And The Other Stores His Hide.

Love Is Like The Measles; We Can't Have It Bad But Once, And The Later In Life We Have It The Tougher It Goes With Us.

Adam Invented Love At First Sight, One Of The Greatest Labor-saving Machines The World Ever Saw.