The Way Prices Are Rising, The Good

Funny Thing How You First Meet The Woman That You Marry. I First Met The Wife In A Tunnel Of Love. She Was Digging It.

My Mother-in-law's So Fat That When She Passes Her Handbag From Hand To Hand She Throws It.

I Went To My Doctor And Asked For Something For Persistent Wind. He Gave Me A Kite.

I Need To Give Affection And Love, Because Without That, I Wither. I Need To Give That Love To Someone. Without That, I'm Rudderless.

The Mother-in-law Had An Accident At Work. A Hot Rivet Dropped Down Her Drawers And She Fell Off The Oil Rig.