The True Way To A Man's Heart

A Little Boy Who's Discovered The Monster Under The Bed Is Actually Real, And It's Screwing Mommy.

If I Was Truly As Brave As I Thought I Was, I'd Have Let Him Go. But I Loved Him, And I Wasn't That Brave.

Sometimes Good And Evil Aren't So Much Opposites As Two Sides Of A Coin. You Toss It One Way And It Looks Good, Another Way And It's Evil, Sometimes It Just Depends On Which End Of The Gun You're On.

I Spent The Next Fifteen Minutes Convincing A Crying Werewolf That I Wasn’t Going To Hurt Her. My Life Was Getting Too Strange, Even For Me.

You Take Insult Where None Is Intended, But If You Will Find Insult Where None Is Meant, Then Perhaps I Should Try Harder To Insult On Purpose.