The Short Memories Of The American Voters

American Invents Everything, But The Trouble Is We Get Tired Of It The Minute The New Is Wore Off.

President Coolidge Said, 'i Don't Want The Government To Go Into Business.' Well, If I Was Mr. Coolidge I Wouldn't Worry Over That. The Government Never Has Been Accused Of Being A Business Man.

I Guess The Only Way To Stop Divorce Is To Stop Marriage.

Never Blame A Legislative Body For Not Doing Something. When They Do Nothing, That Don't Hurt Anybody. When They Do Something Is When They Become Dangerous.

Never Slap A Man Who's Chewing Tobacco.