The Political Process Consists Entirely Of Politicians

Our Democracy, Our Culture, Our Whole Way Of Life Is A Spectacular Triumph Of The Blah. Why Not Have A Political Convention Without Politics To Nominate A Leader Who's Out In Front Of Nobody? Maybe Our National Mindlessness Is The Very Thing That Keeps Us From Turning Into One Of Those Smelly European Countries Full Of Pseudo-reds And Crypto-fascists And Greens Who Dress Like Forest Elves.

One Of The Problems With Being A Writer Is That All Of Your Idiocies Are Still In Print Somewhere. I Strongly Support Paper Recycling.

You May Be Surprised To Discover You're Rich, Especially If You're Broke.

I Always Thought There Was Some Romance To That '30s Leftist Stuff, Even Though I'm A Republican.

Republicans Are The Party That Says Government Doesn't Work, And Then They Get Elected And Prove It.