I Always Thought There Was Some Romance

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If I Bring Anything To The Table, It's The Fact That Not Everybody Realizes They're Funny. So I Just Point A Finger.

There's Nothing More Oily And Cynical In Politics Than Telling The Truth.

Neither Conservatives Nor Humorists Believe Man Is Good. But Left-wingers Do.