The Only Real Laughter Comes From Despair.

Remember, The Grass Is Always Greener Where You Don't Happen To Be The Neighbor.

Go, And Never Darken My Towels Again

Money Cannot Buy You Happiness, And Happiness Cannot Buy You Money. That Might Be A Wise Crack, But I Doubt It.

I Think You've Got Something There, But I'll Wait Outside Until You Clean It Up.

The First Part Of The Party Of The First Part Shall Be Known In This Contract As The First Part Of The Party Of The First Part Shall Be Known In This Contract-- Look, Why Should We Quarrel About A Thing Like This? We'll Take It Right Out, Eh?