The Man That Does Not Fear Punishment,

A Lot Of People Think I'm Difficult To Work With. It's Not Like I Really Want To Do That Much Stuff, So It Doesn't Really Matter. I Guess I'm Somewhat Difficult When It Comes To Comedy.

A Lot Of Writers Come From Harvard And Such, And Are Rich, And They Write Under The Misapprehension That Poor People Are Stupid. So When They Do Write Them, They Are Hillbillies Or Rednecks Or Christian Idiots.

Flattery Succeeds Best On Minds Previously Occupied By Conceit.

I Just Like Doing Standup, That's All I'm Interested In Or Good At.

It Is Often Better To Be Restricted To Necessity Than Unconfined In The Measure Of Our Desires: Prosperity Destroys More Individuals Than Adversity Ruins.