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I Thought It Would Be Weird Having Sex With Short Hair But Then I Kind Of Got Into The Mode.

My Ideal Relaxation Is Working On Upholstry. I Spend Hours In Junk Shops Buying Furniture. I Do All The Upholstery Work Myself, And It's Like Therapy.

Every Time We Go By Kfc, My Kids Ask Me To Honk And They Yell 'boo' Out The Window.

When I Did Tv Shows And Movies, The Studios Did Demographic Research. They Were Shocked To Find That My Audience Isn't Just Men Who Are Too Drunk To Turn Off The Tv After Football. It's Women, Too. I Don't Know Exactly Why, Other Than That I've Tried To Remain True To Myself For All These Years. I Have Gone Through A Lot, And I've Been Open About It. Maybe They Look At Me And Can See How You Can Grow Up, Have Children, Continue To Be Sexy, Get Married And Divorced And, Though You Grew Up Poor, Live The American Dream. I'm Very Blessed. I'm Happy For It All.

Beauty Is The Fume-track Of Necessity. This Thought Is Therapeutic. If, After Several Applications, You Do Not Find Relief, Consult Your Family Physician.