The Good News Is That The President

Whatever You Do, You're Going To Be Criticized.

Pittsburgh Is Kind Of Like Newark Without The Cultural Advantages.

Maybe We Should Hold The Next [olympic] Games In Afghanistan And Hope The Soviets Pull Out Of That One Too.

That Would Have Been A Great Ticket, Reagan And Ford - An Actor And A Stuntman.

There Was This Billy Goat At A Movie Studio Who Found And Ate A Can Of Film. When A Nanny Asked Him How He Liked It, He Said, "it Was All Right But I Liked The Book Better."