The French Are Useless. They Can't Organize

I Tour As Many Countries As Possible, And I've Toured Every State In America, Plus Every Province In Canada.

Blue Jean Baby, La Lady, Seamstress For The Band. Pretty Eyed, Pirate Smile, You'll Marry A Music Man. Ballerina, You Must Have Seen Her Dancing In The Sand.

I Never Thought Of Myself As Being Handsome Or Good-looking Or Whatever.

After Claws And Feathers, He Took Skin And Bone, Shaped It Like An Hour Glass And Made The Angels Moan.

You Can Call Me A Fat, Balding, Talentless Old Queen Who Can't Sing, But You Can't Tell Lies About Me.