The French Are Useless. They Can't Organize

My Mantra Is If You Raise Money, Don't Waste It.

When Little Richard Used To Stand Up And Play It Was Just Fabulous, And Liberace Had The Candlesticks And The Rings And The Gift Of The Gab. The Piano's Is The Most Ungainly Rock' N' Roll Instrument Of All Time But Those Two People Transcended It, As Did Jerry Lee Lewis.

Like A Candle In The Wind, Never Knowing Who To Cling To Until The Rain Set It.

It's Very Important To Have Two Tiaras When You're On The Road. You Never Know When You'll Be Invited To Something Really Formal.

I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues, Time On My Hands Could Be Time Spent With You.