The Day You're Born, You Get The

I've Had Great Success Being A Total Idiot.

People Think I'm Against Critics Because They Are Negative To My Work. That's Not What Bothers Me. What Bothers Me Is They Didn't See The Work. I Have Seen Critics Print Stuff About Stuff I Cut Out Of The Film Before We Ran It. So Don't Tell Me About Critics.

I've Had The Greatest Respect For My Work In This Country By Americans. Critics Have No Brains.

When I Was Onstage Doing The Work, Adrenaline Killed The Pain Because I Never Hurt In Front Of An Audience.

Comedy Is A Man In Trouble. And Without It, There's No Humor.