I've Had Great Success Being A Total

I Never Tell An Audience What They Can Expect. I Never Have And I Never Will. I'm An Entertainer For 75 Years.

I Don't Want To Be Remembered. I Want The Nice Words When I Can Hear Them.

Comedy Is A Man In Trouble. And Without It, There's No Humor.

For Those Who Understand, No Explaination Is Needed...for Those Who Don't, None Will Do.

I Turned Down 'some Like It Hot.' See How Smart I Am? I Felt I Couldn't Bring Anything Funny To It. The Outfit Was Funny. I Don't Need To Compete With The Wardrobe.