The Best Revenge Is Living Well.

The First Real Thought That I Had Of Something That I Might Do Was To Write For Car Magazines, Because I Always Had A Car Thing.

I'll Tell You One Thing, Since I'm Married, Single People Look Absolutely Ridiculous To Me.

I Think It's Funny To Be Delicate With Subjects That Are Explosive.

I Will Never Understand Why They Cook On Tv. I Can't Smell It. Can't Eat It. Can't Taste It. The End Of The Show They Hold It Up To The Camera, 'well, Here It Is. You Can't Have Any. Thanks For Watching. Goodbye.'

Most People, You Do A Tv Series, It Ends Three, Four, Five Years Later; It's A Relic.