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Oh, That Dog! Ever Hear Of A German Shepherd That Bites Its Nails? Barks With A Lisp? You Say, "attack!" And He Has One. All He Does Is Piddle. He's Nothing But A Fur-covered Kidney That Barks.

A Passport Picture Is A Photo Of A Man That He Can Laugh At Without Realizing That It Looks Exactly The Way His Friends See Him.

Nothing Was Happening In The Bedroom. I Nicknamed Our Waterbed The Dead Sea.

When I Was A Kid And We Used To Play Post Office, I Was The Dead Letter Office.

He Has So Many Muscles He Has To Make An Appointment To Move His Fingers.