The American Government Is Making Nuclear Weapons

When I Was A Kid, My Nickname Was Mr. Baseball. Because Of The Stitches.

Interviewers Always Used To Ask Me About My Pageboy Haircut, And It Drove Me Nuts: It Almost Made Me Suspect That There Was Something Strange About It. So I Cut Off My Pageboy.

I Don't Have To Tell You Folks About Scuba Diving. So, That'll Save Some Time.

Ambiguity — The Devil's Volleyball.

My Computer Beat Me At Checkers, But I Sure Beat It At Kickboxing.