That's The Easiest 69 I Ever Made.

Miss A Putt For $2,000? Not Likely!

When I Have A Match To Play, I Begin To Relax As Soon As I Wake Up. Everything I Do, I Do Slow And Easy. That Goes For Stroking The Razor, Getting Dressed, And Eating My Breakfast. I'm Practically In Slow Motion. By The Time I'm Ready To Tee Off, I'm So Used To Taking My Time That It's Impossible To Hurry My Swing.

No One Remembers Who Came In Second.

Whatever Happens On The Golf Course Is Ok, Because If I Put The Ball In Trouble I Know That I Have The Skills To Get It Out Of Trouble And Back Into Play.

What A Shame To Waste Those Great Shots On The Practice Tee.