Storytelling Comes Naturally To Humans, But Since

Television Is A Populous, Derivative, Democratic Medium.

I'm From Wisconsin So I Always Feel A Little Nauseous About Begging And Trying To Trick People Into Liking Me.

I Surround Myself With Loyalists And People That I Would Die For. I Just Would Rather Die Than Make Bad Stuff For People Because I'm A Terrible Dishwasher And A Terrible Lover And A Terrible Pet Owner.

Once Upon A Time, Something Happened, And It Was Better Than Something Not Happening. The End.

Everyone Knows That There Are More People Watching Any Given Show Than Is Being Registered By The Nielsen System.