Once Upon A Time, Something Happened, And

I Was Playing The Game Where I Was Going To Be A Great Tv Or Film Writer Some Day And There Was Nothing Else That I Thought About, Including Other People.

Good Writers Hate Bad Writing But Hating Bad Writing Doesn’t Make You Good. Writing Badly Does.

Don't Be So Hard On Yourself, Don't Put Pressure On Yourself, Life Is Just A Chain Of Experiments And Results, And You'll Be Perfect When You're Dead.

Everything I Do, In The Middle Of It, I Lose All Objectivity. The Business Of Comedy Is Kind Of Ridiculous In That Respect. Your Job Is To Have A Lot Of Fun In A Jar, Then Sell It. There's Something Inherently Illogical And Impossible About That, But That Being Said, This Is As Good As It Gets.

Technology Changes The Medium. I Grew Up On Watching A Box In My Living Room That Made My Parents Happy. After Something Is Gone, The Dust Will Settle And I'll See What's Next.