Some Say, What Is The Salvation Of

I Don't Know What Humor Is.

The Only Way You Can Beat The Lawyers Is To Die With Nothing.

Where I Come From, They Won't Let Me Play With This Rope. They Think I Might Hurt Myself.

What The Secretary Of Agriculture Is Trying To Do Is To Teach The Farmer Corn Acreage Control, And The Hogs Birth Control, And One Is Just As Hard To Make Understand It As The Other.

Lettin' The Cat Outta The Bag Is A Whole Lot Easier 'n Puttin' It Back In.