Where I Come From, They Won't Let

Everything Worthwhile Is A Good Idea, But Did You Ever Notice There Is More Bad Ideas That Will Work Than There Is Good Ones?

Eventually You Will Reach A Point When You Stop Lying About Your Age And Start Bragging About It.

Farmers, Get Out Your Sense Of Humor. Congress Meets To Relieve You Again Next Week.

If You Feel The Urge, Don't Be Afraid To Go On A Wild Goose Chase. What Do You Think Wild Geese Are For Anyway?

They Call It The Latin Quarter Because Nobody There Is Latin And Nobody Has A Quarter.