So I'm At The Wailing Wall, Standing

I Think The Whole Concept Of Monotheism Is A Gift From The Gods.

The Nicest Present I Ever Got Was An Exploding Suppository.

I Was Walking Down Fifth Avenue Today And I Found A Wallet, And I Was Gonna Keep It, Rather Than Return It, But I Thought: Well, If I Lost A Hundred And Fifty Dollars, How Would I Feel? And I Realized I Would Want To Be Taught A Lesson.

People Come Up To Me And Say, 'emo, Do People Really Come Up To You?'

I Have A Lot More Things To Talk About Now Because I'm An Adult.