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It Is Often Said That Before You Die Your Life Passes Before Your Eyes. It Is In Fact True. It's Called Living.

A Marriage Is Always Made Up Of Two People Who Are Prepared To Swear That Only The Other One Snores.

In My Experience, What Every True Artist Wants, Really Wants, Is To Be Paid.

The Entire Universe Has Been Neatly Divided Into Things To (a) Mate With, (b) Eat, (c) Run Away From, And (d) Rocks.

He Stared At His Feet. “i’m Still Very Ignorant,” He Said, “but At Least I’m Ignorant About Really Important Things.