Smack Your Child Every Day. If You

Smack Your Child Every Day. If You Don't Know Why - He Does.

Do Not Worry About Avoiding Temptation. As You Grow Older It Will Avoid You.

Marriage Is Give And Take. You'd Better Give It To Her Or She'll Take It Anyway.

Never Let A Fool Kiss You, Or A Kiss Fool You.

A Psychiatrist Asks A Lot Of Expensive Questions Your Wife Asks For Nothing.