Sex Is Good For About Two Years,

Husbands Are Like Fires - They Go Out When Unattended.

My Husband Said It Was Him Or The Cat. I Miss Him Sometimes.

If I Would Believe What I Read About Myself, I Would Hate My Guts Too.

When In Trouble, Take A Bath And Wash Your Hair.

My Husband Taught Me Housekeeping; When I Divorce I Keep The House.