Richard Strauss--old Home Week In Gomorrah

When Women Kiss It Always Reminds One Of Prize Fighters Shaking Hands.

Immortality Is The Condition Of A Dead Man Who Doesn't Believe He Is Dead

The Fact That A Human Brain Of High Amperage, Otherwise Highly Efficient, May Have A Hole In It Is Surely Not A Secret.

We Have Had More Brilliant Presidents Than Cleveland, And One Or Two Who Were Considerably More Profound, But We Have Never Had One, At Least Since Washington, Whose Fundamental Character Was Solider And More Admirable.

The Chief Contribution Of Protestantism To Human Thought Is Its Massive Proof That God Is A Bore.