Relationships Are Like Farting, If You Push

You Can Do The Same Thing With $20 Million That You Would Do With $50 Million. So At A Certain Point In Your Life And In Your Career, You Realise That It's Not About The Money.

I've Turned Down Shows Offering Large Amounts Of Money.

I Was The Guy On The Swim Team Entertaining The Bus On The Way To The Meets.

Any Hand That I’ve Shaken, Any Person That I Met When I Was Joe Blow, Now That I’m This Guy Kevin Hart, Has Come Back. That’s Why I Treat Everybody With Respect. I’m Always A Nice Pleasant Guy To Meet Because When They Come Back To You, They Remember.

I Think Poetry Has Started To Take On A Supplementary Role Of Prayer For Some People. The Churches, I Think, Including My Own, Are Terrible At Teaching People How To Pray. It May Be That We Need To Learn From The Ground Up As Religious People, Whether Christian Or Not, How To Pray.