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I Think That People Who Do Enjoy My Stand-up Comedy And The People Who Get It And The People Who Are Taken In By It, They See That I'm A Guy That Has Love Of The Game.

I'm Sure That People Who Have Been Tweeting Funny Things Have Ended Up On Writing Staffs Of A Late Night Show.

I'm Bringing Back The Skinny Tie But Wearing It Tied Around My Balls.

Sometimes, When You Want To Make A Difference In A Person's Life, Stay Out Of It.

If You Use Tact You Can Say Anything, Then Make It Funny.