If You Use Tact You Can Say

I Don't Laugh Out Loud At Comics A Lot.

Trolls Look For Reasons To Hate But Really What They Are Mad At Is The Fact They Are Not Included In Anything Ever.

My Nickname For My Mom Was 'the Compass.'

It's The Worst Feeling When You Come Home Alone Late At Night And Think The Stranger Sitting On Your Couch Is A Pile Of Clothes.

I Feel Like The Gods Have Certainly Patted Me On The Head.