Pat Obrien Knows Nothing. Hes On The

If You Have A Secret, People Will Sit A Little Bit Closer.

Stand-up Is A Real Art Form In Itself And One That I Really Think To Be Good At You Have To Devote Your Entire Life To. It's The Really, Really Good Ones That End Up Getting To Do The Things That I Like To Do: Movies, Tv Shows, And Stuff Like That. It's A Really Hard Gig And It Just Never Called To Me.

You're Encouraged To Pitch Your Own Story. That Way, You'll Have More Control Over What You Do.

I Actually Got The Part. And I Thought, Well, I'll Do It For A While. I'll Just Quit If It's Stupid.

I Was Going Out For Absolutely Everything That Was In Backstage.