I Was Going Out For Absolutely Everything

I Learned More About Elections On Election Night 2000 Than I Ever Did During My 16 Years Of Schooling.

Ethanol Is, In Its Pure Form, Just As Much Of A Sham As Oil.

I Have To Stay True To Myself.

Stand-up Is A Real Art Form In Itself And One That I Really Think To Be Good At You Have To Devote Your Entire Life To. It's The Really, Really Good Ones That End Up Getting To Do The Things That I Like To Do: Movies, Tv Shows, And Stuff Like That. It's A Really Hard Gig And It Just Never Called To Me.

If You Have A Secret, People Will Sit A Little Bit Closer.